Footballers after football, some interesting directions for former players

[Classic Jorge]

Imaginatively, West Ham hard ******* Julian Dicks has got a pub called the Shepherd & Dog in rural Essex.

Robbie Fowler is a slumlord, obviously.

Before he got handed an uncertain position at Spurs, Tim Sherwood edited a magazine for celebrities.

George Weah ran to be the president of Liberia.

Eric Cantona became an actor, Bixente Lizarazu is a European Jiu-Jitsu champion :clap :and Gabriel Batistuta started playing polo :clap:.

Kenny Sansom is currently benchsitting for Headgear.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

My interest is suitably piqued, unleash the facticles!

[Monty91]

Adrian Clarke worked at Icons.com (which I assume was made redundant by the advent of Twitter) for Chas Newkey-Burden

[Snin]

[Monty91]

In June 2005, Prince Charles complained to The Big Issue about an article Newkey-Burden had written comparing Prince William to an antelope. Newkey-Burden was also criticised in December 2011 for updating his 2008 biography of Amy Winehouse only a few weeks after her death.[15] To deflect criticism, some of his books are written by "Charlie Burden". In July 2008, Private Eye reported that he had submitted five comically positive reviews of his own books to the Amazon website.[16] Burden's boyfriend is Chris Morris, an NLP practitioner.[17]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

Also, does it count of Mark "council" Flatts drove a forklift at a mate's warehouse?

[Classic Jorge]

Trade in your personality, or soul if you dont have one, to achieve moderate middle-management success.

Seven habits of massive, massive c**ts etc etc

[Monty91]

(from the mugshot's page)

http://www.awimb.com/mugshots/chasnb.jpg

I don't think he's posted for many years. but used to be a relative regular.

[Classic Jorge]

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

possibly.

[Ashberto]

Each of them would issue contradictory instructions to the staff, and Lousie would turn up 5 mins before print deadline, ordering it to be restructured to include some pics she had of her modelling pals.