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Classic Jorge
12-19-2013, 10:05 AM
Reams and reams of "business" shots with people doing handshakes and cheesy smiles

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-19-2013, 10:09 AM

Classic Jorge
12-19-2013, 10:11 AM
They need to launch and have their first even though, hence me trawling through some of the worst, most teeth-grinding, images on the internet.

Like those little figures holding up words like 'success' and 'helpful'? Yeah. we've got bundles of those :-(

'Neg
12-19-2013, 10:15 AM

Classic Jorge
12-19-2013, 10:17 AM

'Neg
12-19-2013, 10:48 AM

Berni
12-19-2013, 11:19 AM
All those shots of clean-cut types on there are of your actual staff, are they? Not, for instance, stock shots? :rubchin:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-19-2013, 11:22 AM

redgunamo
12-19-2013, 11:24 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-19-2013, 11:25 AM
A warm bullshot.

Berni
12-19-2013, 11:27 AM
Much better to have pictures of nicely-dressed American gay chaps shaking hands instead Imo.

Harry Balls
12-19-2013, 11:29 AM

Classic Jorge
12-19-2013, 11:31 AM
scuse me mister charlie, can we have christmas morning off?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9PzMXC04dIs/TNFfiADBsNI/AAAAAAAAAD4/0xrE6de5dRs/s1600/urchins.jpg

Classic Jorge
12-19-2013, 11:32 AM
http://energydescentforbeginners.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/bouncing_ad.jpg

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-19-2013, 11:32 AM
Back to work! Or 'tis the work'us for ye all!

redgunamo
12-19-2013, 11:35 AM
Oh, f**k it. You're right; it's vodka!

Classic Jorge
12-19-2013, 11:36 AM
Yeah, I build websites

redgunamo
12-19-2013, 11:39 AM

Harry Balls
12-19-2013, 11:39 AM
If it's one-time, how does one reengage to ensure SEO is optimized, etc.?

Classic Jorge
12-19-2013, 11:44 AM
Ongoing stuff like optimisation, updates, hosting and development is all done on an ad-hoc basis.

I dislike cookie cutter solutions, everything is bespoke. The sites we build are usually pretty complex, social networks, e-commerce, media uploads etc so there's never a one size fits all solution.

Harry Balls
12-19-2013, 11:45 AM

Classic Jorge
12-19-2013, 11:47 AM

redgunamo
12-19-2013, 11:49 AM
http://m.watfordobserver.co.uk/resources/images/2394376.jpg

Harry Balls
12-19-2013, 11:50 AM

Classic Jorge
12-19-2013, 11:54 AM
I very much doubt the NYT, Number10.gov and Le Monde would build their sites in it if that was an issue though.

And in terms of overheads, it's open source