View Full Version : "Children evacuated from swimming pool after prosthetic leg mistaken for *****phile".
Possibly the best headline ever.
That is all.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/children-evacuated-from -swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-*****phile- 9010525.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/children-evacuated-from-swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-*****phile-9010525.html)
Hillary
12-18-2013, 02:40 PM
Classic Jorge
12-18-2013, 02:42 PM
In 1984 nobody was nonced off
In 1985 nobody was nonced off
In 1986 nobody was nonced off
In 1987 nobody was nonced off
In 1988 somebody was nonced off
In 1989 nobody was nonced off
Berni
12-18-2013, 02:42 PM
somehow.
A good sub should have got that.
Pat Vegas
12-18-2013, 02:44 PM
Monty91
12-18-2013, 02:44 PM
Pat Vegas
12-18-2013, 02:45 PM
as the story in my mind will be the same as the article.
Which it was in this case.
Monty91
12-18-2013, 02:47 PM
I was mildly put out to discover that the man hadn't selected me over all the other kids as I watched him go around the pool doing the same thing (grabbing between our legs) to everyone else :-(
Brentwood
12-18-2013, 02:47 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lrVPxQWBfP4/Tle1z_VYosI/AAAAAAAAaT8/tt2s_wh3q1c/s400/Gordon%2BRamsay%2Bsex%2Bdwarf%2Beaten%2Bby%2Bbadge r.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pcZHrCDfhjA/TlfCiXUksxI/AAAAAAAAaU0/g9nEXWfcRjY/s400/Gordon%2BRamsay%2Bsex%2Bdwarf.jpg
Pat Vegas
12-18-2013, 02:50 PM
Classic Jorge
12-18-2013, 02:51 PM
Monty91
12-18-2013, 02:51 PM
In 1983 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
In 1984 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
In 1985 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
In 1986 my dad nonced off ONE child
In 1987 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
In 1988 my dad didn't nonce anyone off
Berni
12-18-2013, 02:52 PM
counts now? Does it?
There just seems to have been a lot of it about and none of it ever came my way.
Berni
12-18-2013, 02:57 PM
His surname is Gash.
Monty91
12-18-2013, 02:57 PM
Look at me with Rocky and tell me it doesn't stir your inner nonce (and necrophiliac).
Classic Jorge
12-18-2013, 02:59 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-18-2013, 03:03 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbxrDPwCIAAnifi.jpg:large
Berni
12-18-2013, 03:14 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-18-2013, 03:15 PM
Bohemian forest. Yes, a natural elf type.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-18-2013, 03:18 PM
Berni
12-18-2013, 03:19 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
12-18-2013, 03:19 PM
Berni
12-18-2013, 03:23 PM
Mind you, not casually murdering Aborigines makes you a dangerous lefty in Australia.
Berni
12-18-2013, 03:26 PM
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