"Children evacuated from swimming pool after prosthetic leg mistaken for *****phile".

[Jake]

Possibly the best headline ever.

That is all.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/children-evacuated-from -swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-*****phile- 9010525.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/children-evacuated-from-swimming-pool-after-prosthetic-leg-mistaken-for-*****phile-9010525.html)

[Hillary]

[Jake]

I don't give a ****.

[Classic Jorge]

In 1984 nobody was nonced off

In 1985 nobody was nonced off

In 1986 nobody was nonced off

In 1987 nobody was nonced off

In 1988 somebody was nonced off

In 1989 nobody was nonced off

[Berni]

somehow.

A good sub should have got that.

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

as the story in my mind will be the same as the article.

Which it was in this case.

[Snin]

[Monty91]

I was mildly put out to discover that the man hadn't selected me over all the other kids as I watched him go around the pool doing the same thing (grabbing between our legs) to everyone else :-(

[Brentwood]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lrVPxQWBfP4/Tle1z_VYosI/AAAAAAAAaT8/tt2s_wh3q1c/s400/Gordon%2BRamsay%2Bsex%2Bdwarf%2Beaten%2Bby%2Bbadge r.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pcZHrCDfhjA/TlfCiXUksxI/AAAAAAAAaU0/g9nEXWfcRjY/s400/Gordon%2BRamsay%2Bsex%2Bdwarf.jpg

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

In 1983 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

In 1984 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

In 1985 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

In 1986 my dad nonced off ONE child

In 1987 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

In 1988 my dad didn't nonce anyone off

[Berni]

counts now? Does it?

There just seems to have been a lot of it about and none of it ever came my way.

[Berni]

His surname is Gash.

[Monty91]

Look at me with Rocky and tell me it doesn't stir your inner nonce (and necrophiliac).

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbxrDPwCIAAnifi.jpg:large

[Snin]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Bohemian forest. Yes, a natural elf type.

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Mind you, not casually murdering Aborigines makes you a dangerous lefty in Australia.

[Berni]