I am already planning my next holiday before this won. Destination non US shocker.

[Pat Vegas]

Thailand.

Any good? I understand you can live like a king for very little monies. Is this true?

[Classic Jorge]

Four of us went out there for a month, two of us lasted the duration. One went back with a broken collarbone and the other went back with a flesh eating disease nobody but the school of tropical medicine in glamorous london could diagnose.

Some personal highlights included having machine guns pointed at me twice, being offered a job as a transexual prostitute and sinking a boat two miles from land.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

$4 a night and a lobster dinner for 2 for 200 baht, but it's still cheap by western standards.

In Bangkok a 5 star hotel ranges from $90 to £900 a night.

If you're going to do a beach bit, let me know. It's important to book the right area as there are bits which are full of Russians now and are absolutely appalling.

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

About £20 an hour, extra for anal.

[Pat Vegas]

I didn't like the 2nd Hangover as it made me sad.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

And no, this was far more debauched than that

[Classic Jorge]

I still have the shorts

[Pat Vegas]

Unless you get some American maniac giving it a bash and starts smashing mans up in the first round.

[Luis Anaconda]