The Rexel Matador is the best stapler I've ever used. I used to use the Gazelle but this is wonderfu

[Pat Vegas]

has a good weight to it.

and if you open it up it looks a bit like a gun.

[Tornado]

[Pat Vegas]

[Supermac1976]

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_06/sp_0615_02_m4.jpg?width=500
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqdfjzSOBS1qludboo1_500.gif

[Harry Balls]

[One Wilf Copping]

http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mrs7CK5iv9HNQ3VCoK-9Q_g.jpg