Other half texted me, apparently today is our anniversary

[Classic Jorge]

['Neg]

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/Z2LrDzOwuOU

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

We're quite sanguine about it tbh.

I may do a bit of garage flower action on the way home.

[PSRB]

don't have to go into town and just get smashed at the local. wd the wife

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Red N White Army]

[Berni]

conspiracy designed to keep her down.

Then, while she's considering this, leg it to the local chippy for a slap-up feed.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

How else do you think she's managed to spend 14 years with me?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

tbh I think I've cracked the weather scenario for about 10 months of the year, nothing quite prepares me for December/January though

[Berni]

Sorry, but I always loved those cartoon panels where the protagonist ends up with an unfeasibly large plateful of chips/sausage and mash.

[Supermac1976]

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1482762_250619558440403_291203254_n.png

[Classic Jorge]

We'll probably have a curry tbh

[Hillary]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The manner in which they remember such ****.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Hillary]

[Berni]

Must admit that, since splitting up with my former partner, I've basically missed everyone's birthday. :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

My Mrs was doing xmas cards the other night but occasionally was asking me peoples’s names so she clearly doesn’t f**king know them yet she is sending them a ******* card.

It’s not on.

During the football and all.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

that's "too expensive" under normal circumstances.

Clever minx.

[Alexism - Atheoist]