If everyone except David Cameron and a few oligarchs is living below the poverty line,

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

how come it's just taken me all f**king morning to book a table for dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow?

Every f**ker's dining out on what they save by going to food banks during the week, I guess.

[Classic Jorge]

It's not really becoming for a gentleman of your station to be making light of people's struggles imo

[Snin]

natural selection again imo..if you hungry , poor .. go and rob n kill some fecker and have his house, missus and car...no point in just being a loser and taking it on your knees.. no chance of revolution without suffering jorge... This poverty and starving is good for commies too remember..

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

My point was that the evidence before me is entirely contrary to the socialist propaganda.

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I wanted Dinner by Heston or even Le Caprice. But everywhere was booked up.

[Snin]

let em starve cnuts

[Classic Jorge]

http://data.jrf.org.uk/

Maybe this bunch of crazy godless socialist quakers might help

[Snin]

who are stopping and slowing people from less privileged.. backgrounds to move up..by stralth taxes unfairly weighted on poor, fecking up schools, ...eat the rich sir c..they are cnuts to a man...actually worth shooting / hanging most dumb cnuts who eat at places la caprice and govroche are sickening cnuts tbh

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Dinner you'll need to book at least 3 months in advance.

Surprised Le Caprice was full. Did you try 34?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I tried:
Dinner
Le Caprice
Hakkasan
The Wolsey
And I am sure a couple of others but was getting desperate by then as I needed to get in somewhere.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The Delaunay (Worth ringing both here and The Wolesely because they hold tables which don't appear on tinternet booking)
Quo Vadis
Scotts
The Orrery
The Ivy
Quaglino's
Kaspar's

These are some of my favourites. I'm pretty old-fashioned though.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

in town as well.

Although I may need to revise that as all I have ended up with is Maze.

[Luis Anaconda]

for ¤6.50 - now that is eating out

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Don't diss the Kartoffelsalat now la!

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]