I don't trust this Josh Kroenke fella to be in charge of anything at our club

[Maravilloso Marvo]

So he said "I was 14 when the World Cup was here in 1994"

And now it is 2013 and the lad is 31.

Impossible innit, do the math.

How can we let him look after our money?

[Ashberto]

Also, they only have one math.

[Pat Vegas]

[redgunamo]

I think we're all agreed on this.

Although, in fairness, it seems to be the writer who misrepresented the lad's age, rather than the JKron himself.