Extract from the winner of this year's "Bad sex in literature award"

[Darren's Dodgy Denim]

"Surely supernovas explode that instant, somewhere, in some galaxy. The hut vanishes, and with it the sea and the sands – only Karun's body, locked with mine, remains.

We streak like superheroes past suns and solar systems, we dive through shoals of quarks and atomic nuclei. In celebration of our breakthrough fourth star, statisticians the world over rejoice."

I'll try to invite the missus tonight to "dive through shoals of quarks and atomic nuclei" .....

[Berni]

[Darren's Dodgy Denim]

" 'The zip of her skirt sputtered between her fingernails like a motorboat on a waveless sea … My erection beat time in my underwear."

A bit more in the nautical line that one, probably a hit in Portsmouth.

[Classic Jorge]

Which I found strangely arousing.

Mind you, it is one of the best books ever, not just graphic novels, actual books.

[star_trek_gooner]