This stuff about slashing in the street is confusing me

[Classic Jorge]

I mean, I could be wrong here, but the way it's written below makes it sound like AWIMBers regularly stroll down the street, chap flapping in the wind, micturating like some sort of crazy frenchman.

Tell me the gentlemen find a suitable alley in which to void their bladders, please

[Harry Balls]

If you were lying down in the street, shop doorway, tube, whatever, you were urinated upon. Funny in the moment, but more of a disservice than anything.

[Snin]

early morning run imo then wiping your arse with wet grass...BBOOTIFULL IMO

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Sninhound?

http://i.imgur.com/dIN6i.gif

[Harry Balls]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

all this rubbish and then it started moving. He **** himself and shouted out 'aggh there is a f**king tramp' running off with his cock out.

:hehe:

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Did he have one of those Mr Hyde scenarios?

[Pat Vegas]

I smoke a lot and still never have this urge to hack my lungs up on the street.

Same whilst playing sports never had the urge to spit. And even if I did I'd do it wrong and it would go all over my chin and my shirt probably.

[Berni]

in the whole of his health. Dangerous stuff, proper cider.

[Classic Jorge]

[Harry Balls]

Jack in the box and fill your nostrils with the smell of tramp when your not expecting it.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

I've seen you play football, and it would be an exaggeration to say that you ran around a lot. ;-)

[Pat Vegas]

for me.

[Snin]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

On fire maybe?

[Maz]

[Trixie Popsicle]

I very rarely see it being done here.