After 27 years inside, I really hope Mandela spent a lot of the last 20 years shagging.

[Berni]

Can't be easy coming out to find your missus has turned into Winnie Mandela :-( Good that he traded her in for that other, younger one, really.

Although it would have been funnier if he'd come out and started banging white women like there was no tomorrow :-D

[Mo Britain less Europe]