Garth Crooks's team of the week.

[Supermac1976]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/71464000/jpg/_71464818_crooks_0112.jpg

Pretty normal & bog standard until you get to his reasoning for Rooney's inclusion...

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/rooney-team.jpg

WTF?

[Rich]

them. It's a waste of your time and you are better than that.

I'm slightly shocked that you even bothered looking at it in the first place, tbh.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

So if you saw an article entitled "A c**t picks his team of the week" chances are you would move on.

A lesson learned here.

[Luis Anaconda]

I did like this little stat though


Szczesny has the best saves-to-shots rate of any regular Premier League goalkeeper this season at 81%.

[Jake]

[Ashberto]

as teams have rarely get close enough. Not to take anything away from Voych for being well positioned, of course.

Funnily enough, some have used the related stat of lots of shots against Arsenal (they shoot because they can't get any closer) to suggest that we have a weak defence.

[Rich]

[Jake]

[Supermac1976]

the other week. Daft c**t.

[Rich]

[Supermac1976]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Supermac1976]

[Rich]

Ballance to make his debut tonight?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

Looks that way about Ballance - really not seen him so not sure if he is right for the part. I quite liked the idea of Stokes tbh. Sounds like the pitch will be dead anyway

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Surely one of the most average England squad’s to ever arrive in a major tournament.

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

So a veritable play-off between England and the other average team. England win, media suggest “we can do this, get behind Roy and the boys”, England lose, media call for Roy to resign.