I so hope we finish above them, preferably top

[PSRB]

http://www.football365.com/news/21554/9056480/Mourinho-We-Ca n-Easily-Catch-Arsenal (http://www.football365.com/news/21554/9056480/Mourinho-We-Can-Easily-Catch-Arsenal)

[Pokster]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ashberto]

[Red N White Army]

[Pat Vegas]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHWlczsnLb521DqjIVR6BMy9EQ6LN9q nR9rwT_Vw87vhGrX2Y-

[Pat Vegas]

Sure he was a novelty at first. But he is just rude.

[PSRB]

if only I was the violent, psychopathic type :-(

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNgHIGXzhSo

[Pat Vegas]

actually when I take a slash at a urinal I always think someone is going to push my head into the wall.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

put one leg out as the tube approaches to give me some leverage to push back if someone were to try and push me in front of the tube. You never know where certain Awimbers might be.

[Classic Jorge]

pour a 40 for the lost awimbers

http://2488hughes.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/pour-one-out.jpg

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

back leg.

It really is dangerous. All it takes is a put of a push and your life is over. Sometimes I look at the platform and think what would happen if I just collapsed on to the track.

[Ashberto]

Seriously though. Do you really think I want to push you in front of a tube? That's a bit harsh. I wouldn't go that far.

[Classic Jorge]

poor girl, ****ty end to a boozy xmas do

[Pat Vegas]

[Ashberto]

The way the one-way system funnels people into the wrong platform, with everybody trying to get through the narrow interchange in both directions, and then the stoopid furrins clogging up the bottleneck because they refuse to walk down the platform :shout:

Platform-fear has now reached pedestrian crossings for me. I do the whole leaning back and standing away from the edge a bit because I think someone's going to push me in front of a bus.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

than a figurative sense.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Red N White Army]

That a train will mow me down. Don't trust train co's/Network Rail y'see.

[Ashberto]

Really, I have no idea why Marve is demonising me in this way.

[Classic Jorge]

Fridges? Terrifying

Building Sites? Scary

Frisbees near pylons? Madness

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Red N White Army]

Didn't help that my mate's dad did actually fry himself on a pylon whilst cutting back some trees. Mid-80s.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

That's hurtful man. I'm meant to be having lunch with you on Sunday...

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

I loved this badge.

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/tufty/tuftyclub/badge2.gif

[Classic Jorge]

to this day 'meowmeowowwaa' means "nonce"

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You'd be surprised.

[Pat Vegas]

firework has not gone off.

and would never ever dream of carrying one in my pocket.

[Ashberto]

I was very ill and grumpy on Monday, so I may have been hasty.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

afterwards though, just in case like :thumbup:

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Red N White Army]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSkJUy3mfPIn324lSybQxgxyyT7ZARjN y5cQWu2rfUQbhvEWNVI

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

Yes, it's many years. He was well skinny. Has he bulked up, then?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

http://allotmentdad.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/griffiths_film_withnail_007.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

Just remember, popping round for a visit is fine but burglary is very much bad form.