Dinnerwimb. Spaghetti, aubergine, prawns and nduja.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Does it need a tomato sauce?

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[redgunamo]

My dinner, I mean. Not yours.

Still, at least there'll be strong drink.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The aubergine is there and MUST be utilised. I am under orders from senior management. You know what she's like when there's a sniff of an aubergine. Tenacious.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And of my tomato sauce uncertainties?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

crunchy, salted garnish.

There's damn all other point to an aubergine imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or my life will be worth about 14p.

[Berni]

What is it with women and vegetables?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

With about half a pack of Tuc biscuits.

[redgunamo]

But then, you knew that already.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

But it isn't, so we can't.

We must try to be strong.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He immediately set about trying to sell me a horse.

I must say, he was awfully good. I almost bought the thing.

I forgot to ask him if he knew Curly.

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Lovely and also extremely helpful.

Sounds to me, and please don't take offence to this, like drink may have been taken.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have to confess - just between us girls, you understand, that we were ****ered.

[Berni]

my oldest pal's gf until I was told in no uncertain terms to stop simulating coitus with her. :-(

Bad business.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I then got drunk at lunch :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm more disappointed than angry.

[Berni]

Still, nobody needs that, I suppose.

Luckily, I have no memory of proceedings.

[Ashberto]

ie - those things that we are obliged to eat when all we really want is a plate full of meat.

[Berni]

usual resistance. That was the problem.

[Trixie Popsicle]

:puke:

[Nicosia Gooner]

[redgunamo]

They're not actually green, of course, but you know what I mean; veg.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

It's all about me.


P.s. Perhaps some pesto or a drizzle of olive oil