I know a chap whose had bowel cancer and seems to be doing well. He had a colostomy and they're

[Berni]

plumbing him back in next week.

Now this is all good news, but he's worried about having to go for a dump in the first time in over a year. He's worried his bottom will have forgotten how and that it might be painful.

I've advised him to soften his stool and hope for the best. Still, it's an interesting thought, isn't it?

[Pokster]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

who would you bat at 3?

[Berni]

Or did you mean 'of the players available'? In which case, Bell. The man bats far too low for someone with his technique.

[Hillary]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

odd to stick him straight back up there

[Maz]

...said someone on the radio this morning. He sounded as if he knew what he was talking about. No idea who it was, mind.

[Hillary]

Might as well move them up there to begin with.

Root coming in when it's 300-3 is better than him coming in at 10-1