I have only just discovered about this helicopter falling on a pub thing.

[Berni]

Not quite sure how I managed to go a whole weekend without finding out, but there you are. Bad business.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Oh, and Arsenal won!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the king appears on TV and tells them to behave, so they do.

wd thais.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Glasgow pubs. Nasty things.

Hmm.

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

I heard reports that they mistook it for a helipad, which is some logical stretch if you think about it, and later that it just fell out of the sky. I wonder if it ran out of fuel or something?

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

and if you're a passenger you only have a tiny window to look out of, whereas in a helicopter you get panoramic views of cool stuff like individual rain showers across the sky.

And you can swoop really close to the land or water. Just fundamentally better.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We all have our imperfections, b.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ignorant bignosed pig.

[Classic Jorge]

I quite like helicopters as they have a fantastic habit of killing the filthy rich, and the less rich but just as ostentatious, in big firey death balls.

[Supermac1976]

There's a load of bridges going across the Clyde where the pub was & there's only one where the helipad pad is, also there a big fùck off crane & the SECC near where the helicopters land.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The next time I remember my friends Ike Eze or Dave Perrin, I'll remember how much they deserved it.

[Monty91]

Up until age 30, he was selling carpets in Leeds. Disillusiond with life, his missus bought him a self-help book to inspire him to pursue his dreams. Ten years later and he has a complete monopoly over private helicopter charters in the Bahamas and spends his days chaperoning millionaires and celebrities (and me) back and forth across the most jaw-droppingly beautiful waters in the world.

There's a lesson in there for us all. Especially those of us stuck in Yorkshire :-)

[Supermac1976]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He went a bit bonkers but eventually sorted out his ****, I believe.

[Monty91]

became aware of your own imminent mortality.

[Classic Jorge]

You get in/on one knowing full well that it's statistically a very, very dangerous mode of transport.

But it does make you look well rich though, so it's a tough one for some.

[Classic Jorge]

f**king Magnum PI has a lot to answer for

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's not in the least impressive.

Quo Vadis was excellent. It's odd that I've never been before.

[Pokster]

he wouldn't have met as big a cnut as you :thumbup:

[Berni]

I'm betting not, tbh.

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ignorant bignosed pig.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Knowledge is power. Education, education, education. That sort of thing.

[Monty91]

He does private charters :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ignorant. Bignosed. Pig!

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

that you probably learnt from the instruction manual of a children's aircraft kit.

[Maz]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I shall have no more to do with you. I have tried to help you, tried to open your mind to the possibilities of the extraordinary, tried to lift your soul beyond the mundane, and this is how you repay me.

Never again will I bother.

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Bignosed is a special new word I created just for him.

[Pokster]

[Jock Gooner]