Why do the ugliest people on earth seem to congregate in hospitals?

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Common people are, as a rule, sickly. Well not necessarily sickly, but, because they are lazy and feckless and have a free service to use, they fúcking leap on it. Pimple on the bum? Off to hospital! Sore throat? Hospital!

They also love telling you about their operations.

And obviously the inbred f**kers are ugly.

[Monty91]

then just metres away is the dystopian nightmare of the Whittington Hospital.

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

[Berni]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

of lots of quite fit women. I was trying to work out what each of them might be in there for. And then trying to decide if I would still sleep with them once I knew what they had wrong with them...

I'm planning to go back I think.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

arent you ? Reg ? ..anyway i have no idea but it seems to be what the queen does

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

You seem terribly, how shall I put it... involved in this business?

[Monty91]

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

It's misguided prurience basically.

I asked my dad's views when I was first for the high jump and he advised me to steer well clear, as was traditional during his time. Gather your best fellows about you and repair to a nearby pub and wait for the results as they come in. Essentially echoing Robbie Williams' view about not wishing to have to stand there and watch your favourite restaurant burn to the ground.

It's a decent day out, I suppose but nevertheless tough for a relationship to survive, I'd have thought. Some things a man simply wasn't supposed to see.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Harry Balls]

Glad I was there, but it ain't for the faint-hearted.

[7evens]

Hospitals are primarily filled by the old an infirm, so one really anticipate a beauty parade on your average ward.