Sorry if I'm late on this, but did I notice below that Diane Abbott seemed to be having a pop at

[Berni]

Pickles for being a bit of a porker?

Pot calling the kettle a receptacle of colour imo.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Diane, not you.

I just don't like her. I'm sorry, but there it is.

Also, the interesting thing about that story is that it appears that the upshot is that Eric Pickles didn't spend an additional £10,000 on biscuits.

What next? Headlines saying "David Cameron didn't go to Canterbury yesterday." "George Osborne didn't drink a cup of tea between 10 and midday this morning."

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fat fúck. There's no need for it.

[Berni]

lefty - as long as said lardarses are posh/tories.

Have a pop at some lump of tallow in velour trackie bottoms or suggest that maybe giving fat, idle people mobility scooters to encourage their fat idleness rather than getting them to walk about a bit isn't such a good plan, though, and you're a vicious oppressor of the poor.

You couldn't make it up.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Puppies don't make themselves, you know.

[Snin]

less alluring for ladies they are more likely to end up as *****s.. FACT .. ish

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do you have to, erm, give them a hand occasionally?

[Berni]

Seriously. Give me a ballpark figure.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

The bigger problem is keeping the wrong sort out of it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, I've no idea.