Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
11-25-2013, 06:41 PM
Now she's having your kid you are f**ked for life ... unless ... you take Herr Flöyds wise advice and kidnap the bairn as soon as its born. Book plane tickets somewhere nice in advance and tell the missus you are taking the nipper out for some fresh air. Taxi straight to the airport and do one.
We've all had birds with nutty mums but its how they deal with it that counts. You bird is mentally fragile (thats being polite btw). Take my ex bird .. her mum f**ked with her all the time but she would threaten to knock her mum out or tell her to kill herself. Then she'd nick 20 quid from her purse and we'd go and get leathered down the pub. Give your missus 2 weeks to toughen up else take my advice above.
We've all had birds with nutty mums but its how they deal with it that counts. You bird is mentally fragile (thats being polite btw). Take my ex bird .. her mum f**ked with her all the time but she would threaten to knock her mum out or tell her to kill herself. Then she'd nick 20 quid from her purse and we'd go and get leathered down the pub. Give your missus 2 weeks to toughen up else take my advice above.