I wake up to find the Aussies are still batting. Then I looked at the score

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Supermac1976]

But alas no, I had just forgotten England's ability to be absolutely ****e.

[redgunamo]

It's almost as though they've never played cricket for England before.

At least that's out of the way for the series, I suppose. Onward and upward and a' that.

Now for a boozy breakfast.

[Mack]