I don't like Gareth Malone's ginger beard.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's a national treasure, for Christ's sake. Ginger beard? Madness.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

I've no idea who he is, though if he's called Gareth I imagine he's welsh

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I love Gareth. He made me cry once when he had disableds on.

http://images.tvrage.com/people/50/148670.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Hang the f**ker!

What does he do exactly? Apart from have disableds?

Bit Yewtree if you ask me

[Berni]

Not me anymore, though. :-( Mine's probably purest white by now.

I think your wedding photos are the best record of my last beard. Don't suppose you have them digitally do you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h39vBsiR68

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't know that I've ever seen them.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I do like the way you're determined to rinse the joy from every part of life.

I cant help but feel you're taking this whole yorkshireman business terribly seriously.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

I've had to watch Nadia from Pussy Riot to cleans my mental state.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9JyyaniaV0

I'd love to man her baricades

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Poor girl. She looks a bit simple.

[Classic Jorge]

she's a vision of radical loveliness, C

[Berni]

Besides, what do you mean you don't look at them? I imagined you regularly pored over them, misty-eyed and lumpy-throated.

[Berni]

And Terry Waite's allotment isn't even in it. You'd need a machete and a team of native bearers imo.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

She comes off rather well in this documentary, it's just under 90 mins but I can assure you it's worth it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLmVwfuMEHY

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

They do a situationalist demo at the biology museum where they stage an orgy

[Berni]

[Berni]

And, for some reason, Simon Schama's in it speaking Russian.

[Classic Jorge]

It's about 45m in