Nicosia Gooner
11-18-2013, 10:09 PM
to make me aware that my unknown uncle from USA has died and left $17.3m; my Chinese friend Jion Feng has proposed we split the money into half so how can I refuse such an offer.
I must be the luckiest person in the world as another unknown uncle I had has also died in Nigeria and my unknown Nigerian friend has also written to me for a 50-50 share of another multi-million bonanza.
Eat your hearts out my friends, I know you are all jealous of my good fortune but don't blame me for being so lucky at last.
I am off to McDonalds to celebrate this fantastic news!
I must be the luckiest person in the world as another unknown uncle I had has also died in Nigeria and my unknown Nigerian friend has also written to me for a 50-50 share of another multi-million bonanza.
Eat your hearts out my friends, I know you are all jealous of my good fortune but don't blame me for being so lucky at last.
I am off to McDonalds to celebrate this fantastic news!