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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-15-2013, 02:15 PM
I can't stop singing it.
Brentwood
11-15-2013, 02:21 PM
http://www.diamondgeezers.org.uk/sounds/lyrics/iusedtoworkin .html (http://www.diamondgeezers.org.uk/sounds/lyrics/iusedtoworkin.html)
Peter
11-15-2013, 02:23 PM
It was an error. Comfy old 300er for me. Seat 46G. Love it

Will probsbly get upgraded anyway :-)
Monty91
11-15-2013, 02:29 PM
Do not panic. This is not a clever ruse to expose something stupid you may have once said about Arsenal.
Classic Jorge
11-15-2013, 02:34 PM
Berni
11-15-2013, 02:35 PM
Plus, of course, the aisle offers a critical extra few inches of leg room.
Ashberto
11-15-2013, 02:37 PM
Berni
11-15-2013, 02:39 PM
Peter
11-15-2013, 02:40 PM
Monty91
11-15-2013, 02:40 PM
in order to fabricate a deluded sense of control and stave off the interminable fear of imminent death?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-15-2013, 02:41 PM
At best, a naive fool. At worst, a traitor.

I seek not his approval. I seek no man's approval.
Peter
11-15-2013, 02:42 PM
I have a friend who refuses to use the toilet on a plane. He is also scared of cucumber.

Window seat man, obviously.
Classic Jorge
11-15-2013, 02:48 PM
http://akafkaesquelife.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/tumblr_ljgiu0vu7u1qaf396o1_r1_500.gif
Monty91
11-15-2013, 02:49 PM
a movie or snoozing? No curiosity to look outside and check everything's in order?

And WE'RE the weird ones?
Berni
11-15-2013, 02:49 PM
Classic Jorge
11-15-2013, 02:51 PM
Or for that matter, do you think he remember what control feels like?
Monty91
11-15-2013, 02:56 PM
two hours from the Portuguese coast.

Plane had 30 minutes of gliding time before hitting the sea. Passengers were told to brace for landing on water and had all of that time to contemplate their gruesome fate. Plane reachd an airport in the Azures 15 minutes before having to ditchin the sea.

So now I have that scenario to add to my already lengthy list of reasons to hate flying :-(
Berni
11-15-2013, 02:59 PM
Ashberto
11-15-2013, 03:00 PM
Pokster
11-15-2013, 03:01 PM
52 stitches for my sister in law, didn't cut her, must have sliced her from head to toe
Maz
11-15-2013, 03:03 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
11-15-2013, 03:03 PM
Monty91
11-15-2013, 03:04 PM
Pokster
11-15-2013, 03:05 PM
Classic Jorge
11-15-2013, 03:05 PM
Pokster
11-15-2013, 03:06 PM
Monty91
11-15-2013, 03:08 PM
Having a bi-polar father and a mum on anti psychotic drugs helped her cause.
Classic Jorge
11-15-2013, 03:08 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
11-15-2013, 03:09 PM
"Hmm, I can see one wing is attached and there are no flames coming from this engine. Everything must be fine then, after all, what else could be wrong?"

The Sky Gods sense your fear. It's generally people like you who end up in a cartwheeling fireball.
Pokster
11-15-2013, 03:10 PM
hence why they had to butcher her
Peter
11-15-2013, 03:10 PM
The man no longer drives a rover :banghead:
Monty91
11-15-2013, 03:10 PM
Monty91
11-15-2013, 03:13 PM
Berni
11-15-2013, 03:15 PM
on subsequent births. Only idiots think C-Sections are the easy option.
Classic Jorge
11-15-2013, 03:17 PM
Classic Jorge
11-15-2013, 03:21 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
11-15-2013, 03:26 PM
a C-Section.

My girlfriend worries about having a natural birth because she's tiny but she still thinks she'd rather do it the natural way.
Berni
11-15-2013, 03:29 PM
Berni
11-15-2013, 03:32 PM
medical reason.
Monty91
11-15-2013, 03:33 PM
Monty91
11-15-2013, 03:34 PM
Berni
11-15-2013, 03:38 PM
Monty91
11-15-2013, 03:41 PM
Berni
11-15-2013, 03:49 PM
process for which evolution has prepared you over millions of years, by the way) it doesn't say a great deal for your commitment to the whole 'motherhood' thing and suggests you should probably find another hobby.
Classic Jorge
11-15-2013, 03:53 PM
Berni
11-15-2013, 04:02 PM
intended) a shortcut is a dangerous one.