People Who Need To Die Number 3,346: The person who, as soon as one starts to peel an orange,

[Berni]

loudly says: 'Who's eating oranges?' as though the consumption of said orange were some sort of awful breach of social etiquette.

Of course, what these vile people actually mean is: 'I object to the smell of oranges', but they know how unreasonable this would sound and lack the courage to be outwardly hostile, preferring the passive-aggressive approach.

c**ts.

[The JBear]

[Snin]

nks..fecking stinky bits of ****ty messy peel, sticky juice, crunching and clapping on a fecking apple..dirty cnuts to a man..feck off out the office n do your ****ty fruity business you cnut imo

[Snin]

[Winston Wolfe]

You know what you should do right?

Head down to the local market and order 5000 oranges wholesale and have it delivered to their flat. cost you like £100 max

[Berni]

Is your colon massively impacted with faeces, snin? :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

He's basically requesting you make his life a living hell whilst justifying a constructive dismissal.

Cats hate oranges too, I have found. :nonsequiteur:

[Maravilloso Marvo]

mental meltdown.

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

not sure what your beef is at the moment..is it not liking you and Tonys *******s alter egos ? eitherway shhhhhhh eh ? i agree with people i agree with and dont when i dont so feck off

[Berni]

She's one of these who likes talking about 'man flu' whenever someone sneezes.

She is a terrible, terrible human, j .

[Snin]

not wipe it on the trousers...

[Classic Jorge]

Only on certain things though. I cant smell garlic but vinegar is over powering.

Mind you, it's not so much of a disability. Smell's actually pretty rubbish as senses go.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

I hate the term man flu, I got told off for retorting "Or perhaps a woman period" when I was a government stooge. That was a fun meeting with HR http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We have retiring rooms for exactly this sort of undignified activity. I have no desire to watch the likes of you slurping away at some fountain of sticky juice.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Winston Wolfe]

[Snin]

how did it happen ? symptoms ? can you do anything weird like whistle out your ear ? I'm intrigued now

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We all do :-(

[Berni]

['Neg]

And Colin Lewin.

[Snin]

as I thought she was being very hormonal and unbalanced and not much help to people..she went fecking ballistic...not sure how I kept hold of my job on that one tbh

['Neg]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Some chaps jumped up and down on my head for a shot while, no biggie, just a fractured skull.

[The JBear]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

You think you have some kind of legendary status to live up to on here so are constantly trying to play a role. Why can't you just go back to being yourself?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

by pedantry.

When did you last cleanse your colon, j?

[Snin]

ht when cold..the best thing was my 5 litre bottle of Grants whisky I won in a raffle and finished quickly ...was stolen when house burgled and it was half full..but it was half full of...my piss :-)

[Peter]

The very height of rudeness in my opinion.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your colon is a mess, man.

[Berni]

taking the piss imo.

Why don't you like orange smell? Oranges smell is nice.

[Snin]

normally its from about 2 to 6 hours from mouth to toilet imo

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Peter]

It is the pungency of it. Its a bit too orangey, if you see what i mean. :-)

I would normally expect a degree of self-regulation when it comes to eating in an office but i would never ask someone to move or stop eating something. It just feels horribly, horribly wrong.

There was a chap next to me on a train who just did not stop f**king eating for the entire hour and a half journey. Burger, then the chips, then chocolate muffin, crisps, small packets of biscuits (individually wrapped), fruit pastilles, endless bottles of drink. He simply didnt stop consuming for the entire journey. f**king snnoyed me as he is literally a foot away from me and i hve to listen to him slurping and chomping....****er

But i never said a word.

[Classic Jorge]

In retrospect I should have been less mouthy and a faster runner, but there you go

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Apart from behind the safety blanket of the internet, of course...

[Classic Jorge]

They should be used for warming beverages, not for making vile stuff smell worse.

The same goes for "hot" sandwiches on trains and planes.

FFS

[Classic Jorge]

It's hard to reach, y'see

[Peter]

If his music had been too loud i would have told him to turn it down. If he had been on the phone i would have told him to pack it in after a few minutes.

Eating is different. Yeah i think he is a c**t but i am not willing to ask him not to eat.

[Peter]

Some ghastly packet of olives, heated. Absolutely revoltig smell, enough to make you chuck your guts.

I was tempted to light a fag just to cover up the smell.

[Snin]

dad eating apples and oranges in the car when I was very young set me against them I guess...

[Snin]

ll airport..whole plane smelt like a takeaway :hehe: ive learnt from it though as its a great thing to bring onto the plane some hotfood to tuck into straight away imo

[Mack]

to oriental types who, it must be said, are the most disgusting eaters of disgusting food. Makes me want to :puke:

[Snin]

nd bone in etc :puke:

[The JBear]