Bit threatening for a Masseuse, still I guess some people pay extra for that

[Classic Jorge]

"I recall Wayne Rooney visiting the massage parlour with other males. Four days later he came on his own. I pushed him into a room and told him to put his hat down, get out of the massage parlour before he was destroyed and his career was over,"

Almost Ivan Drago-like stuff there from the stalwart sex-worker, there

[Luis Anaconda]

about as likely as journalist's career destroyed by alcohol tbf

[Monty91]

brothels but is obsessed with unorthodox sexual positions, in the same way that you are with fancy foreign tactics.

Perhaps he could be called Johnny Hipster.

[Classic Jorge]

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[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

I just wanna be 3-1-3-3 to go about my business

[Supermac1976]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

In Spain they’ve been experimenting with variations on reverse cowgirl for years. You can bang on about passion and desire all you want, but if a girl can't perform a simple cum-gargle then we may as well pack up and go home :wanghead:

[Snin]

CONGA! :bow:
:sombrero:

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[Luis Anaconda]

but unless you've proved yourself in a wet Di* in Stoke you're nobody






*possibly works better in a South African accent

[Snin]

[Ashberto]

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