View Full Version : Bit threatening for a Masseuse, still I guess some people pay extra for that
Classic Jorge
11-12-2013, 04:14 PM
"I recall Wayne Rooney visiting the massage parlour with other males. Four days later he came on his own. I pushed him into a room and told him to put his hat down, get out of the massage parlour before he was destroyed and his career was over,"
Almost Ivan Drago-like stuff there from the stalwart sex-worker, there
Luis Anaconda
11-12-2013, 04:18 PM
about as likely as journalist's career destroyed by alcohol tbf
Monty91
11-12-2013, 04:22 PM
brothels but is obsessed with unorthodox sexual positions, in the same way that you are with fancy foreign tactics.
Perhaps he could be called Johnny Hipster.
Classic Jorge
11-12-2013, 04:24 PM
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Classic Jorge
11-12-2013, 04:25 PM
Classic Jorge
11-12-2013, 04:28 PM
I just wanna be 3-1-3-3 to go about my business
Supermac1976
11-12-2013, 04:33 PM
Classic Jorge
11-12-2013, 04:37 PM
Monty91
11-12-2013, 04:39 PM
In Spain they’ve been experimenting with variations on reverse cowgirl for years. You can bang on about passion and desire all you want, but if a girl can't perform a simple cum-gargle then we may as well pack up and go home :wanghead:
CONGA! :bow:
:sombrero:
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Luis Anaconda
11-12-2013, 04:43 PM
but unless you've proved yourself in a wet Di* in Stoke you're nobody
*possibly works better in a South African accent
Ashberto
11-12-2013, 05:31 PM
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