Morons who slag Ozil off for having big, buggy eyes just don't undestand that it's what gives him

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

his extraordinary peripheral vision, 180 degrees to be precise, and enables him to provide all of those assists.

You wouldn't call this little fella names now would you!

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[Peter]

There was the odd afternoon where dennis played like a bag of ****.

Ozil looked utterly f**ked at kick off on sunday.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Billy Goat Sverige]