Why do some blokes feel the need to spit in the trough 3 or 4 times before pissing ?

[7evens]

Is it some sort of insecurity ritual or an attempt to assert their masculinity, as they struggle to relieve themselves.

Some very odd f**kers out there :sherlock:

[Berni]

Do their salivary and respiratory systems differ so significantly from mine that they produce more phlegm and sputum than I? Or are they just horrible scumbags?

[7evens]

They grunt, spit and gob all over the place.

[Pokster]

why do you need to??

[Pokster]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

throats. Whenever i hear someone gob i go from feeling sick to wanting to dropkick them in the face.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

back of the neck.

And yes, I am aware that this would make an even bigger mess than the spit, but it would be instructive.

[Pat Vegas]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Berni]

My sympathies, f. :-(

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Classic Jorge]

As am I, sort of

[Ashberto]

William Ellis, I thought you said.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Blupunter]

I'll tell you why. Women keep all the excess saliva in their mammary glands. Slim men can't do that and so must spit. That's why you see footballers spit but never Sumo wrestlers.

[Classic Jorge]

Charlie George and Jazzy B from Soul II Soul.

[Berni]

Were you staging some sort of demonstration every week (usually against drugs or racism or Mr Bronson)?

Did any of your fellow pupils end up dead in the boot of a teacher's car? Never really worked out what happened there with old Danny Kendall (even though I was in the same class at journo school with him - Jonathan something or other, I think)?

Did you have a school bully with a wicked flat top like Gripper Stebson?

How did he get the nickname Gripper, by the way?

[Classic Jorge]

Not least as Bangladeshis are quite small in general

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

http://www.gettyimages.de/detail/nachrichtenfoto/honolulu-un ited-states-a-sumo-wrestler-spits-water-to-nachrichtenfoto/7 4504173 (http://www.gettyimages.de/detail/nachrichtenfoto/honolulu-united-states-a-sumo-wrestler-spits-water-to-nachrichtenfoto/74504173)

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

well he did when I went there - guess it was harder to do if he was actually in the group

[Classic Jorge]

(we didnt)

[Berni]

This is exciting news, bp. Thanks.

[Norn Iron]

[Berni]

Had a rather irritating habit of sleeping with girls I'd recently broken up with (well he did with two of them, anyway - not sure if that's a habit).

[Berni]

Very small chap, old Danny/Jonathan. Very much a candidate for the 'child or dwarf' game.

[Mc Gooner]