So this court business was quite interesting. There was someone called Ayesha whose mother kept

[Berni]

calling her 'My Princess' and talking to her about how terrible her life was until the poor girl started crying just to shut her and her simpering social worker up, loads of angry-looking Africans, a bald white bloke with massive sideburns and what I assume was his teenage daughter with a squint who simply HAD to be a *****phile and an absolutely stunningly beautiful East African lady accusing people of stealing her mobile phone until she found it under her seat.

All human life was there. It was most enlightening.

['Neg]

[Berni]

saying: 'I'M A MASSIVE NONCE' and be done with it.

A case in point:

http://hiwaay.net/~wmwms/Images/mutton.jpg

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

Like Uncle Albert in only fools and horses.

[Berni]

She was the one with a squint. Possibly due to the other chap being a *****.

[Berni]

But you are essentially just volunteering to register highly on the *****meter by choosing such a look.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Surely the word you seek is 'cuckeye'?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Did I tell you I once went out with an otherwise very pretty girl with a slight 'looking different ways at the same time' thing going on?

Awfully disconcerting. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Very difficult to work out exactly where the 'corner of her eye' was. You sort of ended up feeling both constantly watched and ignored at the same time. :-(

[Bergkamp's Brain]