So I'm sat in the waiting room of the Inner London Family Court.

[Berni]

Grim, tedious and sordid business, the law. Don't know how lawyers can stand it. The money, I suppose. :shrug:

[IUFG]

lawyers are ********s to a man b

[Peter]

[Classic Jorge]

Would 'godspeed' suffice?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

She stopped paying you in kind?

[Berni]

[Berni]

Sadly, people are **** at that.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

[Fedor]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Never mind. Once it's done, it's finished.

[Peter]

Intereting.

If nothing bad ever happened we wouldnt need insurance.

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

it in the middle. Apt

[redgunamo]

[barrybueno]

[barrybueno]

[Classic Jorge]

:nono:

[Snin]

women , no understanding :hehe: Though I still wonder how I managed to divorce from mine and still get along and see my kid regularly and get on well without any solicitors involvment..! Must be my sensitive , sensible , non forum personality self in action imo

[Monty91]

Why didn't you choose more carefully first time round?

[Snin]

have the first one then trade into a younger one monty..its shimple..no need for more than 3 imo

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Don't be nasty. You're a grown up now.

[Monty91]

*slightly* contemptuous of my partner for the rest of my life.

[redgunamo]

Better to leave the business in the hands of experienced experts, if possible. At least insofar as they are more likely to understand the crucial differences between what makes a good saucy weekend wench and what makes a good wife.

[Monty91]

the baby's due in April? Do I knock another one out with her first?

I guess I don't want to saddle myself with too much in terms of child support obligations.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Life, however, sometimes presents us with insurmountable challenges and tragic events can easily follow; real people feeling real pain.

So be nice, lest kharma comes and kicks your arse for you.

[Brentwood]

[Monty91]

Fffffffffffffúck that, imo.

[redgunamo]

[Ashberto]

You're going to miss us winning the league.

[redgunamo]

Absolutely battered for the whole fortnight.

[Brentwood]

[Snin]

[Snin]

to December ? ..I knew each and every competitor in that years winter and summer x-games imo...i watched jsut about every event from 1am till 5 most days of the week on n off getting up n helping, feeding, sitting on sofa, falling asleep...so monty can become a nighttime footballing expert imo

[Snin]

[Monty91]

those insufferable **** parents who reckon their precious little ball of wonder is somehow "special", and not just another crying, puking ****ting drain on the world's resources http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[redgunamo]

Coursing too :-)

[Monty91]

I can renew my interest in world football and become even more of an arrogant big nosed ****.

[Ashberto]

It was the name of a set by comic Chris McCausland and handed out afterwards.

But I agree that people should take more care when considering long-term partners. My last such decision was a reasoned one and things have lasted quite well. For example, her supporting Arsenal helped. :-)

[Snin]

as before then we are all spasticated and know nothing really :-)

[Snin]

you can spout names of up n coming 16 yr old urugauayans and Chilieans :hehe:

[redgunamo]

invented for and endowed with the correct temperament for all those nocturnal baby-tending capers.

[Ashberto]

and not just another crying, puking ****ting drain on the world's resources? Surely this biological mechanism is the only way of preventing any sane parent from burying the little ******* somewhere out in the woods.

Or, hire a woman to take care of it all (might involve marriage) and take out a highly lucrative career as an international warmonger to raise the cash to pay for her very expensive services.

Either way, I have no intention of finding out from a personal perspective.

[Monty91]

I swear he winked at me yesterday! :cloud9:

[Snin]

:-) you dont think they are special unless either you are retarded and think they are amazing or they are retarded and really 'special' otherwise you know they are normalish but you love them more than anything in the world and want them to have a good and productive life..its all quite basic

[Brentwood]

All those nice clean, sterile surfaces will be covered with cat hair, which your newborn baby will almost certainly ingest regularly. Also, it'll probably become jealous and scratch it. Tough decision ahead for you :nod:

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

Anyway, war tends to monger itself. We just provide services, facilitation. Vertical integration and a' that.

[Snin]

o young..i could probably have been sane at ..33 or so at a push ..

[Ashberto]

suspect and possibly sordid sectors to make ends meet. I should know, I've worked in the recruitment industry.

[Monty91]

f**k the baby, frankly. Especially if it's a girl.

[Snin]

recruitment ?..spawn of the devil :-)

[Maravilloso Marvo]

You hadn't run out of space yet you switched mid word.

Maybe you wrote something more in the Title originally and then edited it. I'd like to understand what went on here.

[Ashberto]

I was only working on the software. Honest!

[Snin]

and didnt get round to refilling the gap...wish I hadnt bothered being nice at now I've found out he's been in..








recruitment!

[Snin]

:hide:

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

It is off Oxford Street which is handy