New investigation has revealed that the 17 year old vigilante

[Guns 'n' Roses]

wot kicked in the teeth of a child mugger the other day, actually was the victim's uncle.

He and his brother in law witnessed two chaps in the process of mugging their ten year old nephew, and approached the scoundrels and advised them to stop what they were doing. The youngest robber responded to their interference by hitting the older vigilante right in the face.

That's when the younger vigilante lost his temper and unleashed his wrath upon him.

[Classic Jorge]

surely no actual policeman investigated this fairly minor crime, guns.

no wonder little stevie moved over there to escape the mafia.

[Supermac1976]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1384318_531618930265009_770057539_n.jpg

[Monty91]

****whore and Coulson go down.

[Classic Jorge]

in other news, I'd still hit that until the privy council decreed it illegal

[Classic Jorge]

A massive unworkable fudge whereby nobody is happy or sure precisely where they stand. It'd almost be rude to not invite the royals in, given the utter pointlessness of the situation.

Can we just have a f**king democracy now, please?

[Snin]

:-)

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/cars/austin/13958.jpg

[Bergkamp's Brain]

This will be a nice big show trial that will ultimately find them both not guilty regardless of the facts.

[Snin]

:curry: :hehe:

[Bergkamp's Brain]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/car_7_Rover-SD1-431x300.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

In other news, why has it not been mentioned that Brooks is being defended by David "Impartial" Cameron's brother?

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

thoguh of course most of the elecs didnt work and the glass on passenger door dropped into the door..and the passenger door needed to be lifted and shut to close..but great for the couple of weeks before got rid

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

....so it'll run good on regular gas.

[Snin]

http://www.classicandsportscar.ltd.uk/images_catalogue/large/rover-3500-sd1-vanden-plas-efi_12915.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

admittedly, that's a pretty low bar

[Supermac1976]

http://www.aronline.co.uk/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tr7_09.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Classic Jorge]

May have to add to add the triumph stag too, in that case.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/1975.triumph.stag.red.arp.jpg

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What a heap of **** the Stag was.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

Sadly I believe Chris+ may be covered by the new Royal Charter so it's best to not publish them here

[Snin]

[Supermac1976]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Fedor]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

begging for a mistrial if you ask me

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/29/private-eye-rebek ah-brook_n_4174064.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/29/private-eye-rebekah-brook_n_4174064.html)

[Classic Jorge]

How could it be prejudicial, am I being thick or do, by some miracle, we seem to have an incredibly touchy and sympathetic judge?

[Luis Anaconda]

as a witch but unless the jury have all been in solitary confinement for 2 years then they must know what people think of her- Good publicity for the Eye really