Sometimes, it has to be said that the Telegraph comments are just as funny and mad as the

[Berni]

ones on The Guardian. This from an article about jam (don't ask).



Quote:



Marmite is much blander than it used to be.

I reckon it's to cater for modern, namby-pamby, feminised 'metrosexuals'.

Vegemite is a much closer approximation to the taste of the original manly Marmite.






:clap: 'Manly Marmite'

[7evens]

Is it what we used to call a ponce :rubchin:

[Pat Vegas]

he f**ks trains.

[R.C. Celebrating the return of Trophies]

a ponce is something unforgivable, no, wait, that's a nonce......

so a metrosexual is a new breed of man who has a balls to the wall moisturising regime and enjoys chick flicks while still being a lad(ish), so yeah, a ponce.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

So that would include me, as I cannot abide the foul stuff.

[7evens]

[Pat Vegas]

Also Manx are from that Island between UK and Ireland
so i dislike Mancs used for Manchester.

[Peter]

Utter *******s

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

"Here, piggies! Have some nice shiny pearls."

:cry:

[7evens]

I distinctly recall Michael Caine using the work ' poncified ' during Alfie. This ref was more along the lines of preening and grooming.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It made me feel quite sentimental :cry:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Peter]

[Mack]