Why does the 2nd half always feel like it goes faster than the first?

[Pat Vegas]

when usually it's longer as it has more additional time?

[Snin]

:-)

[Pat Vegas]

then 'well we've got 20 minutes to go'

'**** last 10 minutes'

Those last 10 mins go even faster than the rest of the game!

Only takes a second to score etc.

[Luis Anaconda]

seem to last a lifetime when we are a goal up

[Ashberto]

remaining time vanish into thin air.

[Pat Vegas]

those are some long minutes.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Must have flown by.

[Monty91]

carriages home trying to avoid making eye contact, like blokes passing each other coming in and out of a brothel?

[The Tony]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

stairs looking back up at the mugs still there thinking there might be a goal deep into injury time.

[Monty91]

A bit like an insipid orgasm, I suppose.

[:hehe:]

[Ashberto]

some special physics for us. Time literally evaporates when we're chasing a game, and this spare time is held in giant capacitors in another dimension until we are holding a lead, when it is released and condenses to make the clock run through treacle.

[Cohen]

[Snin]

if you could have just let it rip after the initial couple of minutes rather than keeping it on the simmer for ten mins ?

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

[Jake]

It was f**king horrible. There was always still a crowd of grunting rejects outside the station, one earphone in, trundling down the caged stairs, everyone feeling like the scum they are.

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Ashberto]

It is an interesting debate, and both arguments have their merits, but it has to be said that if we all went around throwing each other under buses for real or perceived misdemeanours things could degrade rapidly.

[Snin]

there were 4 mins injury time as well plus we had used all our subs...! he suddenly spoke to someone on touchline apologised and legged it off! ..we found out later it was to score some E's!!! we were 3 - nil up and it was only a polytechnic game..but :bow: imo

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I was doing it slightly to troll the thread at times. But as I got into it, I realised I was actually right! It is very easy to say "they deserved what they got" but that isn't actually true.

[Ashberto]

about the History Monks who look after this sort of thing.

I think you would enjoy Pratchett if you haven't already, red. Don't listen to the snobby spastics on here who slag him off.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Rather than show them my fancy ninja moves, I will wander off and call a policeman. If I can find a telephone box.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

They sent us a memo saying you might be coming.

[redgunamo]

I exist solely on a diet of very occasional DVDs, my Richard Briers audiobooks and old Who LPs.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

17 hole oxblood DMs.

Scary *******s. Although at least you knew where you stood.

[Snin]

premptive murder...one of my favourite laws imo.. i killed him as he had a nasty look in his eye... but then again with that Dale Creegan..i'd have saved a few lives ya see..

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Sounds like St Marys Cray has cleaned up its act if there are no skinheads left there.

[redgunamo]

they are all business nowadays, very modern. You know, Gucci suits, Blahnik shoes etc.

[Snin]

away imo

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You must get over this obsession. I'm not going to move, and that's an end to it.

[Snin]

[Ashberto]

I would be morally justified, in a primative way, but when I had finished smashing their head against the kerbstone until their brain spattered all over my face - just to make sure that they didn't get up again, right - would it really be the right thing to do?

And of course, they will never face justice from the police for their dangerous propulsion of a vehicle through crowds of people.

[Snin]

[redgunamo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Ashberto]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/28/article-2300268-18F982FE000005DC-788_306x423.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not going to judge you, for I too am flawed.

Matthew 7:3

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

a fist fight with a cycle courier outside houses of parliament pedestrian crossing as he tried to push me out way so he could cross the ped crossing on red..nearly knocked me over then gave me verbals...i had kevlar gloves thick jacket and a helmet..i battered him tbh :-) policemen at car entrance to parliament just laughed and said move my bike or he will give it a ticket :-)

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I just said no as a matter of habit and only remembered later that I am 100 yards from the banks of the Thames.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't come hanging around your house bothering you, do I? Allow me a little me time.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

http://www.avenuecalgary.com/files/toad.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Give away nothing of where you live, and never, ever lend Marve money.

[Snin]

maybe its more jeeves n wooster than toad hall..sorry :-) :hehe:

[Ashberto]

Luke 6:31

I was running up Gower Street once and ran over the road by Waterstones when the little man was red. A cyclist shouted "Wrong" at me. Thanks to his kind mercy in not shooting me for my crime I can learn not to judge others so harshly.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Free SL]

well that's how it seems anyway

[Maravilloso Marvo]

The only think I am not clear on is what I track.

[Pat Vegas]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's a close one, this fellow. Oh yes.

What's he hiding, eh? That's what I'd like to know.

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Are you crazy?

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

Horrible game but can make you a small fortune.
But they pay out 1/35.

[Snin]

as you get a little bit up i seem to start to lose then what took 20 games to make a small pot i lose all of it in 4 games..cant work it out tbh

[Snin]

[Pat Vegas]

But worst is when you win early. You will spend it all back on the table.

Or many times you will wait for a single number as it hasn't been up for ages. good way to lose.

Then it will come up after you've run out of cash.

But I walked into the hippodrome few months ago when out shopping put £2 on 3 it was that's all I needed. quick £70 for 30 seconds work. I left and carried on shopping.