Is it true that there are lots of nudie pictures on the internet?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can't find a single shot of Tom Kerridge's mantits :-(

[7evens]

I'm tempted to ask if most viewers would consider burning the gas for two and a half hours, just to sample the delights of a well cooked celeriac ? or soak haricot beans over night in order to conjure up a pimped up beans on toast...

Just..... No.

[redgunamo]

However, you, Sir, appear to be from a different league of repugnant degradation.

Well done.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I was watching him last night musing with my wife upon the potential delights of receiving a soapy tit **** from the well-upholstered Mr Kerridge.

I'd want his nipples shaved first, to be honest.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I suppose if one were a particular fan of beans on toast... Perhaps not.

The celeriac did seem to be a great deal of effort. And as for taking a blowtorch to a boiled chicken - that's just obscene.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Squeal piggy, squeal.

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

[One Wilf Copping]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/PA-2341750.jpg

[7evens]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110515072151/familyguy/images/f/f4/Jumpsuit1.png

[Luis Anaconda]

[Jake]

[7evens]

Nothing much more to say...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can't deny the quality of his tits though, can you?

[Berni]

With his tits slapping her I'm the face all the while. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Jake]

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Imagine the fungal growths within the folds of his guttocks.

[Jake]

Kerridge is just the Jabba the Hutt of the Michelin world.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Actually it was outside Bentleys where I'd just eaten. He was such a charming gentleman. Irish, but a gentleman. Confusing.

[Jake]

That said, I've only met about 5.