Sometimes the runner up is betterer than the winner...

[3rd Generation Gooner]

http://i2.wp.com/bbb-news.com/blog/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/204fb_article-2405099-1B7FB11C000005DC-82_634x805.jpg?resize=634%2C805

[Snin]

and

http://www.coversproject.com/static/thumbs/artist/artist_girls%20aloud.png

[Classic Jorge]

That said, Ruby looks like the archetypal nightmare girlfriend.