I'm pretty sure none of you have ever heard of Emmetten?

[The Emmetten Gooner]

Good - don't want any visits to this beautiful place from any characters of ill repute or AWIMBers as I believe you call yourselves


:hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

[Peter]

[The Emmetten Gooner]

though how you can not want to visit this stunningly beautiful place astounds me..

[Snin]

whats not to like ?

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[PSRB]

[The Emmetten Gooner]

:hehe:

[Frimmers]

Mind you, I was in a pretty small town at the time.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No offence to ol' Emetic Gooner.

[Monty91]

[Mack]

He had never heard of Emmetten

[The Emmetten Gooner]

wonderful people out here. The world is full of annoying ****s - no country is immune...

There is also something wonderfully amusing about being given a hard stare or finger wagging from an old swiss man for breaking some rule you had no idea it existed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

stunningly unpleasant indigenous population.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Whereas the Swiss are just smugly, flatulently, cynically evil.

[The Emmetten Gooner]

since day one. Have lived in swiss villages and been met with warmth and hospitality everywhere. Must be my wonderful personality or my huge gold bullion haul and swastika tattoo... :-)

[PSRB]

falling into a fountain, being thrown out of at least 2 bars for falling asleep and then playing pool whilst watching the Arsenal vs Man United where Barthez had a mare :-)

[Snin]

to.,,Stockhut ? or stoockhuutte or similar :-) as a starting point for hikes and stuff...we went on to Verbier afterwards, it was a mini grand tour with bloke who was swiss/french so he drove

[The Emmetten Gooner]

[Berni]

thinking Englishman.

In London, such a man would be beaten to death in very short order - and rightly so.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You know they talk about you when you leave the room, don't you?

[The Emmetten Gooner]

Swiss go mental - very Germanic drinking culture and parties till 5am even in small villages

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Why didn't you say so immediately, buddy!

[Snin]

my most mental imo.. i threw up from my bunk onto a climber below..and he didnt even complain..just got up and went off into another dorm/nuclear bunker room...

[The Emmetten Gooner]

when snow good enough

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Don't get involved, he'll only break your heart again. Upping sticks and moving to some other foreign land every 10 minutes, the bloke's a nutter.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

life on a ranch in the deep south. Drinking ice tea on the porch in the morning and jack and coke on well...still on the porch in the evening.

[The Emmetten Gooner]

[Snin]

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g198848-d306983-Re views-The_Bunker-Verbier_Valais_Swiss_Alps.html (http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g198848-d306983-Reviews-The_Bunker-Verbier_Valais_Swiss_Alps.html)

then spent 5 nights up in unheated Huts ( well one nice night in Rosa hut) then back to bunker for a night :-) god we must have stank

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[The Emmetten Gooner]

[Snin]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

And charging 18 dollars a night for internet access in the hotel room? It's 2013 ffs!

[Berni]

Partly because of money, but mostly because she hates what she constantly calls 'the f*cking Swiss'. God, she hates them!

[PSRB]

all very embarrassing when reminded of it in the morning

[Classic Jorge]

[Maz]

it's not going to be thumbgate all over again, is it?

[Frimmers]

But overall I am little bit handbrakey, but my tremendous spirit will pull me through.