View Full Version : I'm pretty sure none of you have ever heard of Emmetten?
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:29 AM
Good - don't want any visits to this beautiful place from any characters of ill repute or AWIMBers as I believe you call yourselves
:hehe:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-22-2013, 11:31 AM
Peter
10-22-2013, 11:33 AM
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:33 AM
though how you can not want to visit this stunningly beautiful place astounds me..
Berni
10-22-2013, 11:34 AM
redgunamo
10-22-2013, 11:34 AM
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:34 AM
:hehe:
Frimmers
10-22-2013, 11:35 AM
Mind you, I was in a pretty small town at the time.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-22-2013, 11:36 AM
No offence to ol' Emetic Gooner.
Monty91
10-22-2013, 11:36 AM
He had never heard of Emmetten
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:37 AM
wonderful people out here. The world is full of annoying ****s - no country is immune...
There is also something wonderfully amusing about being given a hard stare or finger wagging from an old swiss man for breaking some rule you had no idea it existed.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-22-2013, 11:37 AM
stunningly unpleasant indigenous population.
Guns 'n' Roses
10-22-2013, 11:37 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-22-2013, 11:38 AM
Berni
10-22-2013, 11:39 AM
Whereas the Swiss are just smugly, flatulently, cynically evil.
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:39 AM
since day one. Have lived in swiss villages and been met with warmth and hospitality everywhere. Must be my wonderful personality or my huge gold bullion haul and swastika tattoo... :-)
falling into a fountain, being thrown out of at least 2 bars for falling asleep and then playing pool whilst watching the Arsenal vs Man United where Barthez had a mare :-)
to.,,Stockhut ? or stoockhuutte or similar :-) as a starting point for hikes and stuff...we went on to Verbier afterwards, it was a mini grand tour with bloke who was swiss/french so he drove
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:40 AM
Berni
10-22-2013, 11:41 AM
thinking Englishman.
In London, such a man would be beaten to death in very short order - and rightly so.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-22-2013, 11:41 AM
You know they talk about you when you leave the room, don't you?
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:42 AM
Swiss go mental - very Germanic drinking culture and parties till 5am even in small villages
Guns 'n' Roses
10-22-2013, 11:42 AM
Why didn't you say so immediately, buddy!
my most mental imo.. i threw up from my bunk onto a climber below..and he didnt even complain..just got up and went off into another dorm/nuclear bunker room...
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:43 AM
when snow good enough
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-22-2013, 11:43 AM
Don't get involved, he'll only break your heart again. Upping sticks and moving to some other foreign land every 10 minutes, the bloke's a nutter.
Guns 'n' Roses
10-22-2013, 11:44 AM
life on a ranch in the deep south. Drinking ice tea on the porch in the morning and jack and coke on well...still on the porch in the evening.
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:44 AM
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g198848-d306983-Re views-The_Bunker-Verbier_Valais_Swiss_Alps.html (http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g198848-d306983-Reviews-The_Bunker-Verbier_Valais_Swiss_Alps.html)
then spent 5 nights up in unheated Huts ( well one nice night in Rosa hut) then back to bunker for a night :-) god we must have stank
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-22-2013, 11:44 AM
Guns 'n' Roses
10-22-2013, 11:44 AM
The Emmetten Gooner
10-22-2013, 11:45 AM
Guns 'n' Roses
10-22-2013, 11:46 AM
And charging 18 dollars a night for internet access in the hotel room? It's 2013 ffs!
Berni
10-22-2013, 11:48 AM
Partly because of money, but mostly because she hates what she constantly calls 'the f*cking Swiss'. God, she hates them!
all very embarrassing when reminded of it in the morning
Classic Jorge
10-22-2013, 12:02 PM
it's not going to be thumbgate all over again, is it?
Frimmers
10-22-2013, 12:21 PM
But overall I am little bit handbrakey, but my tremendous spirit will pull me through.
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