Are Dortmund any good this year?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We're going to smash them, aren't we?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Yes we will smash 'em.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I'm planning to leave either at 3-0 or half time, whichever comes first.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thank God all that tippy-tappy **** is over, eh?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One wouldn't want to leave anything to chance.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

We ate at 9 as I had to go to my butcher and to the big Sainsburys as I realised I didn't have any star anise. So maybe would have been better on the weekend.

But it was still awesome. As you say, it would have been better to have had more time to reduce the sauce down some more at the end. Putting the onions from the pan into the mashed potato was an absolute stroke of genius. Well done Jean-Christophe.

[Monty91]

us trying to walkt he ball in the faaaackin' net.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

when the majority of people leave after about 60 minutes.

[Luis Anaconda]

4-0 Dortmund

[Pat Vegas]

Like when we played Napoli.

[Luis Anaconda]

Germans do to potatoes pretty much what they did to Poland and Czechoslovakia

[PSRB]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[PSRB]

can you confirm?

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Also there will be sauerkraut.

[Berni]

Well I say 'lovely', it was a flattened veal cutlet fried in breadcrumbs and served with fried potatoes and lemon wedges - how bad could it be? :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You have to love schoolboy humour.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This **** doesn't happen by itself, b.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're all thick c**ts.

[Free SL]

it works a treat on a Veal Escalope

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/live/match/301257/teams

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

*That is not a euphemism.

[Luis Anaconda]

still the **** dumpling managed to ruin the experience

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have no idea who either of them are to be honest.

[Pat Vegas]

they couldn't touch the ball. Real buzz about the game. The early goals killed them off.

Was quite a fantastic night.

[Luis Anaconda]

and us next season

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Lars is the Bender we wanted.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

*********Insert Cazorla gag************

[Luis Anaconda]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can never remember what goes in it so just add everything in the herbs and spices cupboard.

[Free SL]

when he was over here playing for Poland?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He is ours in January.

Or perhaps City. Or Real maybe. Maybe United.

[Luis Anaconda]

as Mandzukic is a star. Can't see City going in for him either

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

[PSRB]

it's been a long day

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

We knock them out tomorrow night, slip them £20m in Jan to seal the deal and play him the League, Olivier in Europe, double beckons.

Or he might go to City in return for Dzeko.

Or United in return for Kagawa.

Chelsea even.

Or Real.

[PSRB]

[Berni]

[Berni]

use industrial quantities of salt. On everything.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[PSRB]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have and I'm upset by it.

Time to go back to Jack and Stephen, perhaps?

[The Tony]

[Berni]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]