I don't appear to have been knocked over with offers of Utd tickets

[Peeler]

Despite posting a concise request yesterday
:shrug:

[Snin]

Have you manutdwimb ? Rich and his fellow Rooney lovers will no doubt help you out

[Peeler]

A) he probably doesn't exist
B) if he existed, he'd probably be in Lampard's box at Chelsea playing a set and drinking 2000 different beers

[Snin]

Appeared post emirates .. I don't think he has actually ever kicked a football himself which I find sad