Have you all sent your Christmas lists to Father Christmas yet?

[Pat Vegas]

Oh **** now I've offended people by assuming you are all Christmas celebrating types.

Other religious holidays are available.

[Peter]

Sexist pig :-)

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Ashberto]

I'm fairly sure the Daily Mail made that one up.

Lots of people are offended by it on commercial grounds though.

[Peter]

You ******* :-)

[IUFG]

[Peter]

Its tolerance gone mad :-)

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

The gay-ist!

:banghead:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

One lego set that clearly needs building on the day.

:-|

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Now you get instruction books and on occasion hundreds of different pieces each to be put in their own ******* place in a specific ******* order.

:shout:

[Lar d'Arse]

Lego is now useless.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You imagine that on Xmas day when you've had a few.

[barrybueno]

Crosby's song?

[Ears are alight]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Set aside a few hours, bottle of red, calming music in the background.

Say a small prayer to your chosen god that next year she does not buy you the Destroyer which weighs in at > 3000 pieces.

[Ears are alight]

Future DeLorean this year. Which I have also not started.

While writing, could you let me know by email or PM whether I have anyone to give cards to tomorrow, and in respect of which seats?

[Ashberto]

Seems a lot of pieces for a medium-sized bird.

[PSRB]