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profumo53
10-16-2013, 03:08 PM
1. Star Trek Gooner - A supposed Arsenal fan with an unhealthy belief that he's actually Lieutenant Commander Geordie La Forge (the black dude in the shades).

2. Mickey Pearce - An Arsenal insider and forum friend. Mickey claimed to be IN with Arsene and was a regular at the training ground. He would scout young talent for Le Boss and get them signed up at the Arsenal. Jeremie Aliadiere, Johann Djourou, Phillip Sendoros and Denilson were some of his famous recruits. he had a falling out with Arsene win 2010 over the final slice of banoffee pie during lunch at the Colney and was sent into exile working for the Colorado Rapids. all was forgiven this summer and he brought back to finalise the Ozil deal....he almost cocked it up by travelling to Spain to meet with Mesut when infact the player was in Germany. He's also famous for his incorrect predictions like - I can guarantee you Henry will still be here next season. only to see the player leave 1 week later.

3. Star De Mohaison - He created a profile after a race horse that he was having huge antepost wagers on for the Cheltenham Festival. Said horse won by half a dozen lengths at 40/1 and the legend was born!

4. Shawanda - Named after one of his favourite strippers, said poster went on to take a liking to Maputo and Hilary back in the day.

5. MR WONG - Mr Wong was a racist Chinaman who was obsessed with being British. him and Tony claimed they one night while playing poker at the Palms in Mayfair. mr Wong left the board after another poster stole his name as their handle (u could do that in the old days). Tony claims this as his biggest success on AWIMB as he got another poster to pretend to be a made up character he invented.

6. Kolo Tourette's - An Arsenal fan with a severe case of Tourette's tit f**k **** c**tballs

7. Rampallion - Rampallion would turn up on the board prior to important games with the claim that he had several spare tickets ie Champions League
Final in Paris. but he didn't want money for the tickets as he wasn't a tout so wanted Board members to TRADE / Barter for the tickets. he was banned by Chris+ for masquerading as a tout (if that made sense). Tony was actually a tout he just did it to have some giggles.

8. I HATE JUICE / I LOVE JUICE - Not even going here.

9. SNIN - log ins were tracked and Tony was outed as being the poster beind the Snin Character on AWIMB. This has led to accusations that he may infact be other posters considered to be regulars on the board but so far there has been little to prove otherwise.


10. Gay Elmo - Ever wondered what if The beloved red puppet from Seasame
Street was a raging homosexual. well look no further, Have to say I never looked at Elmo in the same way again.


As you can see this is a very Tonylishous list. Which is your favourite character?

Maravilloso Marvo
10-16-2013, 03:13 PM

profumo53
10-16-2013, 03:15 PM

Snin
10-16-2013, 03:20 PM

DG (socialist surrender monkey)
10-16-2013, 03:20 PM

eastgermanautos
10-16-2013, 03:40 PM

Alexism - Atheoist
10-16-2013, 03:58 PM
http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=usrinfo&id=805 &rid=653&S=461fa325240b406ea26638c4623aa25e (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=usrinfo&id=805&rid=653&S=461fa325240b406ea26638c4623aa25e)

OK now admit to being both Chief and Wanger and we'll name the board after you.

Arsenes' Wanger- Bring back Modd
10-16-2013, 07:12 PM
The Wanger stands alone. BTW, Chief is still a c**t.

Snin
10-17-2013, 11:47 AM