Rich needs to post a photo of him drinking whilst football taking place in the background

[Pat Vegas]

as he holds up his watch and a newspaper with today's date on it.

And the photo will be subject to testing to see if it's been photoshoped.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

#nohomo.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Best seat with his glass of beer.

[Pat Vegas]

if somebody walks in your house they are not trespassing until you ask them to leave. And probably the police will not take it that seriously.

However 'enter the field of play' instant slammer time.