View Full Version : Not exactly new, but if you haven't seen this yet, it's a treat.
Berni
10-14-2013, 07:41 AM
http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you -dunk-your-*****?pg=13&order= (http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-*****?pg=13&order=)
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-14-2013, 07:43 AM
Peter
10-14-2013, 07:45 AM
:hehe:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
10-14-2013, 07:45 AM
They're all discussing stickiness in their most intimate areas :-(
Berni
10-14-2013, 07:46 AM
Berni
10-14-2013, 07:50 AM
The Tony
10-14-2013, 07:51 AM
Pat Vegas
10-14-2013, 07:51 AM
this beaker stuff is stupid. Because then you need a towel cause you can't dry something with tissues they'll stick to it.
Maravilloso Marvo
10-14-2013, 07:52 AM
Berni
10-14-2013, 07:54 AM
I was always taught never to let a woman see you naked but for socks, f. No-one looks good in just socks. Whether that applies to putting them on your old chap as well, I don't know.
Tai Lopez
10-14-2013, 07:55 AM
Pat Vegas
10-14-2013, 07:57 AM
your knob in a beaker by the bed or on the bed. Surely it's easier just to walk to the bathroom. Unless they live in a big house.
I can imagine no end of problems you spill a bit then you need to sleep in a wet patch.
Berni
10-14-2013, 07:59 AM
patches, then maybe sex isn't for you?
Classic Jorge
10-14-2013, 08:21 AM
Mostly because he's dead
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_m806h3Z7HY1rs1aer.gif
Pat Vegas
10-14-2013, 08:25 AM
Classic Jorge
10-14-2013, 08:26 AM
The woman clearly has a fanny like a barrel of rotten fish and the man's self loathing is so strong he cant even wait to get to the bathroom to perform his ablutions.
Pat Vegas
10-14-2013, 08:29 AM
Rather than wash his face.
They probably just sleep in a big heap of bodily fluids, I assume the bed will probably full of crisp crumbs or pizza crusts.
Berni
10-14-2013, 08:30 AM
He probably scrubs it savagely while crying.
Berni
10-14-2013, 08:32 AM
Pat Vegas
10-14-2013, 08:34 AM
Classic Jorge
10-14-2013, 08:34 AM
Imagine if he'd got into anything other than straight missionary, he'd be wearing the full hazmat suit.
Berni
10-14-2013, 08:36 AM
hours later?
Pat Vegas
10-14-2013, 08:38 AM
Not too much but just a little bit.
Berni
10-14-2013, 08:40 AM
Berni
10-14-2013, 08:42 AM
together forever.
Classic Jorge
10-14-2013, 08:44 AM
Pat Vegas
10-14-2013, 08:55 AM
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