Not exactly new, but if you haven't seen this yet, it's a treat.

[Berni]

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you -dunk-your-*****?pg=13&order= (http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-*****?pg=13&order=)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Peter]

:hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're all discussing stickiness in their most intimate areas :-(

[Berni]

[Berni]

['Neg]

[The Tony]

[Pat Vegas]

this beaker stuff is stupid. Because then you need a towel cause you can't dry something with tissues they'll stick to it.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Berni]

I was always taught never to let a woman see you naked but for socks, f. No-one looks good in just socks. Whether that applies to putting them on your old chap as well, I don't know.

[Tai Lopez]

[Pat Vegas]

your knob in a beaker by the bed or on the bed. Surely it's easier just to walk to the bathroom. Unless they live in a big house.

I can imagine no end of problems you spill a bit then you need to sleep in a wet patch.

[Berni]

patches, then maybe sex isn't for you?

[Classic Jorge]

Mostly because he's dead

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_m806h3Z7HY1rs1aer.gif

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

The woman clearly has a fanny like a barrel of rotten fish and the man's self loathing is so strong he cant even wait to get to the bathroom to perform his ablutions.

[Pat Vegas]

Rather than wash his face.

They probably just sleep in a big heap of bodily fluids, I assume the bed will probably full of crisp crumbs or pizza crusts.

[Berni]

He probably scrubs it savagely while crying.

[Berni]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

Imagine if he'd got into anything other than straight missionary, he'd be wearing the full hazmat suit.

[Berni]

hours later?

[Pat Vegas]

Not too much but just a little bit.

[Berni]

[Berni]

together forever.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]