How the fúcking **** have umbrella manufacturers not found a way to avoid them blowing inside out?

[Monty91]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Are you still buying cheap umbrellas Monty? Saving up your money for nappies instead?

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

cuban heels, short-arse?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

And umbrella****s are usually women.

In short, my height isnt an issue.

[Ashberto]

I'm with <strike>short-arse</strike> average-height-chap on this one.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://360universe.ru/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/FULTON-OPEN-CLOSE-17.png

[Ashberto]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

Do you actually not own an umbrella? Or are you just more careful than others as to where you point it?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

But I am envious of those prepared to go without. I wish I had the balls to do it.

[Monty91]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

As I know I will not be able to fold it back in again neatly enough and it will always be lumpy...

[Classic Jorge]

Fortunately I've no real call for umbrellas, mostly due to me being a straight male.

[Monty91]

I'm not sure you lose any length being circumcised. Though some may say that what you lose you cannot measure :deep:

[Free SL]

use a smaller umbrella

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROf8zUfrI8dK5DecFNoUwsR0IV8Ximf KKf7ZJSelaEKWOikJdngg

[Maravilloso Marvo]

She said it was cleaner... This was before she even saw my dick.

I must admit, I did Google it.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ashberto]

I bet Marve has one.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It's quite the conversation piece, normally beginning with "what the f**k ..."

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Ears are alight]

[Ashberto]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Do we really need to look after them when walking to the station in the rain? I mean, can't we just, you know, for 5 minutes, f**k 'em?

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Ears are alight]

do I decide to stand in the middle of a crowd and twirl it deliberately to spray everyone else around me like a dog jumping ashore from a duck pond to prove I'm actually the massive c**t you want me to be.

Oh wait, not just very rarely, never.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

it (that's more Rich's game), but usually they take up most of the pavement and other people are expected to just f**k off out the way or get their eyes gouged out. :shrug: