Some German bloke who looks a bit like Uncle Monty is currently talking about neuro-engineering.

[Berni]

Even the simultaneous translator clearly thinks he's a ****. She's stopped bothering to translate more than every other sentence and, from the sound of things, has just opened a bag of crisps.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-(

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is it his round?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

For God's sake stay clear, it may be catching.