I haven't bothered opening my membership pack yet, and feel a bit guilty about it.

[Ashberto]

Those nice people at the club made all the effort of obtaining some things they thought I might like, putting them all in a box and sending them to me, and I'm so bloody rude that I can't even be bothered to open it and look inside, let alone write them a thank-you letter. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I assume it's cashmere.

[Ashberto]

night a few years ago.

It has a few kebab juice stains on it now, so a new one would be nice. :-)

[Pat Vegas]

binned it.
:hide:

[Pat Vegas]

they were giving them away. But there wasn't one on my seat :-( so I swiped another won who didn't turn up.

[Ashberto]

I had two copies and lost both in an accident. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

[Red N White Army]

It's actually quite enlightening.