I twerked last night in front of the missus and her mates

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

She said if I ever do it again she will finish with me :-(

[Rich]

I'm pouring with sweat as I write this. Just did an intense 10 mile ride in preparation for a time trial. I'm now in the garden, laying in the sun beside the river Stour as I glug a pint of orange juice (Sainsbury's own brand - the Valencian one) and recover.

Back to city life tomorrow :-(

[Supermac1976]

That's for the ladies to do to us, next you'll be getting a strap-on so she can do you up the arse like that Villa keeper.