Our hair stats are finally looking good again. First Mikel's back and now Rosicky

[Classic Jorge]

The boy Giroud has done a great job in keeping our luxurious shine and this, lustrous looks game going on his own but we look like world beaters with these two back.

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

Until about ten minutes into the swansea match when he was so disconsolate about losing the ball that he appeared to ignore the fact he could get the f**ker back if he ran for it rather than struck the mother of all jesus christ poses.

[Ashberto]

Fecker might have cost us the match with his preening vanity.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I understand it when he has gone 10 games without a goal, but should probably chill out a bit now.